Discord in Kordenia
The Holy Book of Kord
Kord, God of Battle, says that only through battle can peace be achieved. His greatest enemies are the meek, the tyrannical, and the majority of the Midwest. To follow Kord, one must strive to live by his philosophies, which he carved in sand just to be different. (Then struck the sand with lightning, making the philosophies GLASS. Then he turned the glass to unbreakable metal because he’s a MF-ing God and he can.
Anyway, forgive your drunken scribe. Here is a most faithful reproduction of those metal philosophies (unless I skipped any).